These tomatoes prove that God doesn't need me
In case you clicked because you know me and might worry a bit about the title of this post, let me start by saying, "I'm sorry. I kinda tricked you. It's called click-bait for a reason." This post contains many things, but the bottom line is that I am no worse off than usual, and am not in any danger of self-harm. Now onward to The Saga of the Kidnapped Tomato! So last summer, I got the harebrained scheme to try and grow stuff. I say it in this fashion because my forte has usually always run more along the lines of plant homicide by neglect, but I figured that, since my health makes me housebound more frequently than not these days, I maybe stood a chance of being here to tend to growing things. So I planted a few seeds, and tried my best to remember them, and then failed most of them in spectacular fashion. I may have been less than 50 feet away at all times, but they still died outside and inside my house like I was doing it on purpose. Except for one...